If I were a zombie…

So, of course, on the second day of this genius plan, I forgot to post my one-liner; thus, today is a twofer.

If I were a zombie…I would eat Raisin Brain for breakfast.

If I were a zombie…I would look like Rachel Dratch and Steve Buscemi…because they both look like zombies.

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