That could be a Shakira song…

So as you’ve gathered, I’m a super consistent blogger. This is pretty much the pattern in every facet of my life, because I’m really good at being a grown-up.

That said, I will announce my new Onesie (the creepy cute title of these week-long, one-liner, self-inflicted exercises)! I thought I’d broaden the assignment scope from just weekly scenarios to random lists of necessary information–mostly because I’m not creative enough to think up a second scenario, so I’m settling for any kind of coherent words and synaptic fire. It is likely that next week I will have regressed back to doodles of my cat. I’m a really good writer.

This week’s Onesie:

That could be a Shakira song…

First entry:

“I Can’t Remember to Forget You”